Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Found the puke drawer
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
