Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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