Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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