i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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