I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
this hospital has no fireball
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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