We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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