I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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