id be glad to
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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