good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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