But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just invented taco cereal.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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