I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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