Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Randomize
