Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She said her name was "party"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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