i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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