Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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