It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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