they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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