All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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