I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she peed on how many people?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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