$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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