did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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