i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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