We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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