I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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