Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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