curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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