Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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