I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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