It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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