is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i think i have two assholes
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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