I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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