I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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