Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
