you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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