she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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