Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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