if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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