**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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