Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
