I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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