It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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