I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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