You work out of a Hotel?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
my poor anus
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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