It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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