"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
