she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
