She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wish i was in the wii world.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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