I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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