is your mom at the bar?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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