matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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