I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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